Reblog if you have a person you could wait for the...
Which came first...
animalsbeingdicks: …the chicken or the rapist puppy? LMAO!! I can’t even with this.
Fifteen to eighteen percent of girls under twelve now wear mascara, eyeliner and...– “How To Talk To Little Girls” by Lisa Bloom BE BRAVE! JOIN THE REVOLUTION! (via stophatingyourbody)
*cough* Well it took a long time..
Best of Autocorrect
fingon: I wonder if people use auto-correct as an excuse to send dirty messages to others.
animalsbeingdicks: Mittens was a little too eager to stomp the yard. Next time she’ll wait her turn. Can’t.stop.LAUGHING.
Leaving his mark
animalsbeingdicks: Unlike most other dogs, Pablo only needed two legs and a gallon of pee to leave his mark on the world. LOL This is so wrong and amazing.
animalsbeingdicks: Herman grew tired of other penguins constantly tailgating him, so he came up with a plan that he hoped would actually backfire.
AND STAY DOWN
sixohthree: animalsbeingdicks: Ted thought little Jimmy needed a bath. Tears are streaming down my face right now. I wish I was as genius as this tumblr.